Recolle Overflows

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[androidheart]

...Maybe some day, I can come see it.

I don't get flirted with very often, if ever, so I found it quite novel, actually.

[deathboss]

[WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?!?!?!?! He's so confused he leaves capslock on.]

YEAH!! COME SEE IT IT'S PRETTY GREAT.

WELL THANKS I THINK? I COULD TRY DOING IT FOR YOU BUT I'D NEED TO SEE YOU FIRST I FEEL IT WOULD BE KINDA WEIRD IF I NEVER SAW YOU IF THAT MAKES SENSE??? I ONLY DATED ONE PERSON BEFORE AND IT DIDN'T LAST LONG SO HONESTLY ANY FLIRTING ON MY PART IS 100% AN ACCIDENT. I COULD TRY MORE IF YOU WANT? I THINK?

[androidheart]

[He's...very amusing, isn't he?]

I don't think it's a hard and fast rule to have to see someone before you flirt with them.

Wouldn't that mean that physical attraction is all that matters?

Besides, my avatar is one of my nicer photographs, in my opinion.

[deathboss]

[There's a reason he's popular online.]

tHAT'S TRUE! i HOPE i DIDN'T COME OFF LIKE SOME DOUCHE EITHER. i'M JUST NOT USED ON GETTING FLIRTED ON EITHER. [Is she, he's not sure. Ps, still haven't taken capslock off.] oH YEAH YOU DO LOOK PRETTY CUTE!!!

[He probably sounds like an idiot. He did he go from cheering someone up to this???]

[androidheart]

"Flirted with" not "Flirted on".

I'm not sure how I feel about you needed to qualify my cuteness by preceding it with "pretty" but a compliment is a compliment, I suppose.

[deathboss]

oH RIGHT UH...WAIT IS THAT WHAT WE SAY IN CANADA i FORGOT

hEY i DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING WRONG BY IT!!! lIKE i THOUGHT IF i WENT IN TOO FAST IT WOULD SOUND CREEPY i GUESS? i'M NOT USED TO GIRLS TELLING ME HOW TO FLIRT.

[androidheart]

Going in too fast is typically an unwise choice, so you're not entirely wrong there. I think most girls would prefer honesty.

So if I am not truthfully "pretty cute", what am I?

[deathboss]

[Oh god, how can he undo this.]

aRE YOU TOYING WITH ME i'M NOT SURE SORRY

bUT i WAS BEING TRUTHFUL PRETTY CUTE IS HOW WE SAY THINGS i COULD HAVE GONE FOR BEAUTIFUL OR AMAZING BUT HENCE THE CREEPY DUDE COMMENT. i MEAN LOOKING BACK i COULD HAVE JUST SAID CUTE??

[androidheart]

That would have been a fantastic course of action, had you chosen to take it.

Ha ha ha

I'm having fun talking to you. I don't know what happened.

1/2

[deathboss]

[Okay. Okay this is good...much better.]

sORRY HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 OR HOWEVER THAT EXPRESSION GOES.

aND GOOD! WELL SAID FRIEND i SPOKE BEFORE SAYS i TEND TO BE ENERGETIC FOR THE BOTH OF US SO MAYBE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

[deathboss]

...oh shit I just notice I had capslock on, hahaha. I got so nervous I wasn't even looking when I was typing.

I'm on a computer btw, I think I would have noticed on the phone.

[Probably.]

[androidheart]

Maybe! Or maybe I just needed to be objectified to really feel like a person again.

Hah...

I was waiting for you to notice before i would tell you, truthfully.

[...]

What's your friend's name?

[deathboss]

No way! Objectified is like...if you were an object. You can flirt with a girl and not make her sound like you're just trying for a one night stand or something. Besides everyone needs a little friendship and love in their life.

Oh. Well good thing I noticed, it might have gone on for longer.

Anyway, his name's Minato Arisato! I probably make him sound all weird, but he's a great guy once you get to know him.

[androidheart]

Hmmmmm.


Oh.





I wonder how Minato would feel about you flirting with me.

[deathboss]

???!?!?!?!?!?!


WHAT


WHAT


shit did I miss up

ARE YOU LIKE HIS GIRL OR SOMETHING?? I TRY NOT TO ASK QUESTIONS TO HIM ABOUT HIS LIFE LIKE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW! WE PLAY YOUTUBE STUFF ONLINE TOGETHER AND I HANG OUT WITH HIM!

[androidheart]

[That's...gratifying. Somehow.]

Well.

It's not like we're dating.
We are rather close, I would say.

I would just be interested to find out.

[deathboss]

[Oooooooh?]

REALLY?

Hmmm...maybe I could sewgay that into a discussion with him!

[androidheart]

...If you want.

It's segue, by the way. Not "sewgay."

[deathboss]

Right! That word!

Anyway I'm a bro he's a bro, maybe I can ask him this tactfully so he doesn't realize what I'm asking him.

[androidheart]

You're making it seem like I want you to ask because I like him.

[deathboss]

Well...do you?

[androidheart]

He's a wonderful person.

[deathboss]

Hmm...that sounds like a yes to me. Or reads as a yes.

Don't worry, like I said I'll be 100% professional about it!

[androidheart]

It's not a yes!

Wanting to know what someone thinks doesn't mean you like them, and neither does being close to them or saying they're wonderful or occasionally sleeping with them.

1\3

[deathboss]